what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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