Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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