I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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You have to summon your inner elephant
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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