it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I had to cum in my sink.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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