Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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