Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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