Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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