She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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