Have you finally orgasmed yet?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think my mom watched the whole time
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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