The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
