She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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