In the future we'll all be gay
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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