She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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