At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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