i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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