We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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