Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
