So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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