OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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