I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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