the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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