Is it because I queefed?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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