The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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