Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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