forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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