Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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