Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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