I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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