I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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