Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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