Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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