Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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