She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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