tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She told me I should be a condom model.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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