Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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