i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
