I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
