so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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