How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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