hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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