he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
