Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The air taste purple.
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