why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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