Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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