So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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