But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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