whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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