Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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