Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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