Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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