And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
