no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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