Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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