We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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