I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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