I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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