No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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