Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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