is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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