I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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