How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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