i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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