Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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