When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm really busy with my period
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